School started, so I’m kinda on tumblr hiatus. If you wanna chat or anything, I’m constantly on twitter doing nothing so yeah


b1a4gasms:

Baro, the giving tree

i luv b1a4

(Source: bayoungs)


cherryviolets:

Spooky-wooky month art is here! Tribute to the new Gravity Falls episode “Little Gift Shop of Horrors”, poster size. Colors are so bright and sharp, ehhggh.

cherryviolets:

Spooky-wooky month art is here! Tribute to the new Gravity Falls episode “Little Gift Shop of Horrors”, poster size. Colors are so bright and sharp, ehhggh.


(Source: sojuberry)


thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless



mochazo:

141005 SMTOWN in TOKYO


jackdoe:

Every villain has a reason.

Except Ozai, he was just an asshole.


lacunamatata:

yes-butno:

HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES

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karigane:

lightspeedsound:

nearlybecamehistoric:

deusexignis:

iridium-flames:

vixsubridens:

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: CHINA

Located in deep in the Guilin mountains, shrouded in mist and frequented by dragons that live in the multitude of winding rivers, the students of the Chinese Institute of Magic don their colourful wizarding garbs every September 1st for their return to school whereupon they are treated to spectacular opening festivities involving, but not limited to: choreographed martial arts performances from their combat professors, an assortment of acrobatic wonders, and “Mystery Mooncakes” specially made for the mid-autumn festival.

#BUT WAIT #HOUSES BASED ON THE ORIGINAL FOUR #THE TIGER THE DRAGON THE PHOENIX THE TORTOISE

#just imagine how powerful their magic is though #they’ve been developing it for almost 2000 years longer than western magic imagine how refined and beautiful

#harry potter being eurocentric was such a fuckin’ waste

#my favourite thing is how those of us who have grow up with harry potter are now saying “no that’s not enough” and are expanding the universe #like we’re all critically looking at the books and realizing everything that’s wrong with them and fixing it ourselves #and idk i think that’s amazing

#they would not have had four houses; four is such an unlucky number in chinese numerology that there would never be four of anything.

#They also wouldn’t have used a tortoise wtf tortoises are shit in chinese mythology

#There would probably be like 8 houses because hello chinese population is enormous there would probably be tons more witches and wizards just by dint of percentages.

#Also I refuse to believe that chinese witches and wizards are like as massively in hiding as everybody else; I mean just look at traditional chinese medicine. You wanna talk eye of newt let’s talk about the various medicinal uses of fucking freeze dried sea cucumbers wtf why is that always the biggest jar at your grandma’s apothecary.

#…Because that’s goddamn right chinese fucking muggles go to the goddamn apothecary wtf you think you’re special, white leghorn wizards

#also fuck quidditch and broomsticks i bet they play games on motherfucking dragons

#can you imagine HOW MUCH BETTER DUELING WOULD BE WITH MARTIAL ARTS

#Defense against the dark martial arts tho

#I bet the sorting ceremony is much more involved and includes astrology charts and chi and shit like that it’s like matchmaking only way more crucial

#I bet muggles fucking love magic

#I bet they gotta be careful and shit at orphanages making sure no accidental Tom Riddle shit happens and like the next dark lord gets adopted by a pair of white gay guys from Santa Monica because that would be hella awkward whoopsies 

 

Lmao that last one tho


hashtag-notdeaneither:

phangirlingoverdisney:

socially-awkward-superwholockian:

I don’t care if you’ve ever seen the show before or not but you need to watch this clip.

This is the best screw up ever.

never forget.

this kills the wayne

(Source: verdant-hollows)


me at an anime convention in full cosplay: look at all these fucking NERDS

Colin Jost | Weekend Update | September 27, 2014 (x)

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cassandracroft:

I WANT TO HAVE ALL OF THE CHILDREN SO I CAN DRESS THEM UP LIKE THIS! :PP

cassandracroft:

I WANT TO HAVE ALL OF THE CHILDREN SO I CAN DRESS THEM UP LIKE THIS! :PP

(Source: cosplaykids)